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5 little zombies marching and undead.
All of them chasing after Fred.
Fred called the Mountie and the Mountie said,
"Shoot those zombies in the head!"
4 little zombies marching and undead.
All of them chasing after Fred.
Fred called the Mountie and the Mountie said,
"Shoot those zombies in the head!"
3 little zombies marching and undead.
All of them chasing after Fred.
Fred called the Mountie and the Mountie said,
"Shoot those zombies in the head!"
2 little zombies marching and undead.
All of them chasing after Fred.
Fred called the Mountie and the Mountie said,
"Shoot those zombies in the head!"
1 little zombie marching and undead.
Fred fell down and bumped his head.
Zombie stumbled upon him and bit poor Fred.
Now he's one of the undead.
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The Ballad Of Fred
02:00
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VERSE:
A bright and sunny day
But I'm brimming with dread
Cuz Close right behind me
I am chased by the undead
There is no escape
No matter how much I run
They're marching unrelentingly
Know what I need? A shotgun.
CHORUS:
Called the mountie
And he said "You'll be fine
Remember to stay hydrated
Find supplies when you get the time.
Keep your wits about you
Else they'll take you by surprise
And also never get surrounded
just shoot them right between the eyes"
VERSE 2:
But I can never rest
there's no end in sight.
They pursue incessantly
by day and by night
I want to find a friend
To help with the fight
But if they get infected
I would bludgeon them with all my might
CHORUS:
Called the mountie
And he said "You'll be fine
Remember to stay hydrated
Find supplies when you get the time.
Always stay alert
For you don't want to end up dead
And also never get surrounded
just bash them firmly in the head
VERSE 3:
I'm low on ammo
I've been using my knife
But fighting for survival
I want something more from life
The hours feel like days
And morale's getting low
Do I want to keep this up
How long I'll last, I just don't know
CHORUS:
Called the mountie
And he said "You'll be fine
Remember to stay hydrated
Find supplies when you get the time."
Keep your wits about you
Try to always stay aware
Plus also never get surrounded
Wait… hello are you still there?"
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Five Little Zombies And Fred Duncan, British Columbia
Five Little Zombies And Fred is a labour of love, written by Jules Sherred and illustred by Matt Schubbe. It is a non-for-
children children’s book about the perils of failing to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Five Little Zombies And Fred songs by Errol Elumir. Five Little Zombies And Fred IndieGoGo video by Andrew Edgar.
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